Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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