Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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