she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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