oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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