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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?

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(563): View more from Iowa

My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.

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(631): View more from New York

My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds

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(443): View more from Maryland

WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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(561): View more from Florida

6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.

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(904): View more from Florida

would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

How are you and the lady friend?

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Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.

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