is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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