Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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