Duck Duck Cougar?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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