all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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