i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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