hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm always down for nudity.
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