Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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