You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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