Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
