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(862): View more from New Jersey

so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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(561): View more from Florida

I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.

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(631): View more from New York

On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world

(1-631): View more from New York

It's like a tribute to you being a slut

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(941): View more from Florida

I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.

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(561): View more from Florida

I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!

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(518): View more from New York

I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.

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