It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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