I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
as a side note pls kill me
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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