On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
