Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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