and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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