if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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