i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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