is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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