Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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