We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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