I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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