i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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