the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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