guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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