D3 body, D1 cock
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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