OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I AM VODKA MAN
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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