Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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