Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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