I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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