Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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