I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
