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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.

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(773): View more from Illinois

will power is for people who don't want to get laid

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(360): View more from Washington

It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick

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(714): View more from California

Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.

(562): View more from California

You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.

(714): View more from California

Well someones bitter they didn't get any.

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(845): View more from New York

the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it

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