Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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