stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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