K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
