found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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