he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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