Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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