Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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