Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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