Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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