I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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