Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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