yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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