You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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